Apologetics/RepresentingTruth

Apologetics and RepresentingTruth were two trolls that Weasel fed during season 2, one run by the daughter of one David Jarzabek and the other run by Jarzabek himself, which put out videos dealing with fundamentalist Christian anti-gay rhetoric.

Apologetics' video, "Rated T For Tolerance", features her flimsily attempting poetry while attempting to say she is not discriminating against homosexuals by saying she doesn't want them to burn in hell for being with the person they love because she "has a higher standard for who you date". She goes on to say that homosexuality can only imitate and that it can never replicate true heterosexual love, despite the fact that homosexual love is just as valid as heterosexual love, and then still has the gall to say "this is not to discriminate".

RepresentingTruth's video, "50 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Affects Society", poses, well, 50 reasons as to why gay marriage affects society. However, half the "reasons" he gives are merely excuses, so much so that in the episode, Weasel changes the green screen background to a chalkboard with a scoreboard where he scores what points are on topic and which points are off topic, with a third score for points that have already been stated. In the end, he only comes up with 13 on topic points to 37 off topic points, and of those 13 points, Weasel thoroughly debunked all of them, thereby meaning he came up with zero.

Such "reasons" for how gay marriage affects society include, men divorcing their wives when the man finds out he is gay (he is really just talking about divorce, which happens regardless of gay marriage), the "problem" of what the child with same sex parents would call their father or mother, and using a flimsy comparison to debunk the "when did you choose to be straight" question by comparing human brains to iPhones by saying that every iPhone has the same OS (iOS) by default and that it can only have another OS by modification, ignoring the fact that a human brain is nothing like a fucking phone CPU which is identical in every instance.

Weasel also concludes that he is possibly a Nazi, as he brings up healthcare costs for HIV patients (implying that all homosexuals have HIV) which will cost the PERFECT HOLY MASTER RACE WHITE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN community money out of their own pockets, which Weasel interprets as somewhat Third Reich-ish, as he is essentially in a way saying he advocates leaving those people to die so the pure holy master race Christian right will never have to pay taxes to keep those people alive.

Weasel later noted in the Top 10 Trolls of 2013 that RepresentingTruth is possibly not only a racist bigoted homophobic Taliban Nazi fuck, but possibly a cyberstalker as well, and links an article which documents him cyberstalking a person.