MegaSage

MegaSage (nicknamed Cajun Santa by Weasel) is a troll who was the subject of the first Feeding The Trolls Holiday Special. He is a believer in the long discredited Geocentric Model (the belief that the Earth remains stationary and everything else revolves around it) and attempted to prove that the earth was stationary using an old fashioned wind up clock as an example, stating that when one winds up the clock and lets go of the key and held onto the clock, the key goes around, and if you held onto the key the clock goes around, and that it all depends on your perception but THAT KEY IS MOVING EITHER WAY YOU LOOK AT IT.